Which Reminds Me

Actually, it has been a long time, several years, since I called anyone. I haven't made any personal phone calls in a very long time. The last few times I did, I got the feeling that someone forgot to tell me that I have been blacklisted and that my phone calls are not welcome. Any phone calls I make will be broadcast to the ozone layer and bounce all over the planet. Who knows what small thing I might inadvertently say leading to World War III unbeknownst to me. So maybe I will just not call you and thus save you the problem of having to forward my conversation all over the place, thanks anyway.