Which Reminds Me

To tell the truth, I really don't need a U.S. president to tell me that my mother had two uncles, Uncle Winfred and Uncle Cecil. Were you suggesting that he was really Uncle Win-Fred? That would be wrong. I don't think that there was any hyphen or space inside Uncle Winfred's name. It would seem logical to suggest that both of these uncles are now dead given they were both born more than a century ago. We are sort of aware that Uncle Winfred's descendants in Texas would get the farm but the natural gas rights are distributed far and wide. And where would Uncle Cecil's descendants be? We don't really know. They never talk to us. Whatever.