Saturday, April 2, 2016

Which Reminds Me

As Per Scripting (not that I would ever think of talking about this): Speaking of public temper tantrums, what are we going to do about those little Gladstone monstrosities? I often hear them cursing me backstage, and whining about every little thing that doesn't go their way, but I always just ignore the ignorant mutterings of those little snippy dogs from Alabama. Their mother has spent much time behind prison bars so perhaps it is understandable that they should have acquired such attitude problems. Thus we should be kind and charitable towards them and turn the other cheek, because it is understandable that they should have attitude problems in adjusting to life on planet earth.