Mr. Swinehart

Every day at lunch Mr. Dick Swinehart used to sit in the very same chair in the lunch room, far left side, second chair over at the front of the room. I suppose one could make a joke about that but it would seem rude to make fun of my friend Peggy's father so I would not really want to say anything about that. However, I do seem to remember some people making jokes about Dick although I don't think it was me. If there was a certain person who never could resist the temptation to make a joke about pretty much anything their name was probably Miriam. Miriam can get away with all that stuff because she is a pastor's daughter. As we all know, pastor's daughter can do whatever she wants and we MKs dare not say anything.