Stupid Baptists

We all know how stupid Baptists really are. Their textbooks list the Assemblies of God as a cult. That is how stupid Baptists are. Obviously the AG is not a cult. The Baptists are just trying to make political hay because they are afraid that we might outgrow them and take control and show how wrong they are. We are sick and tired of hearing the Baptists huffing and puffing. The AG is not a cult. However, the Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons definitely are cults as determined by the criteria agreed upon by all of Christendom. So the Baptists need to realign their thinking to fit the standards of Christianity.