Food Fights

Overdosing on sugar might not be the healthiest thing but at least I was never responsible for instigating cafeteria food fights. In my opinion, those guys get way too aggressive in slapping each other with pieces of cake or pie or walking away and leaving piles of slop all over the table but, well, am I the police? Is it my job to regulate and remember the names of all those food flingers? You could always ask Dauna. She is one of those who has a way of remembering all that trivia. I just wasn't paying that much attention.