Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Sweat

I wonder why these nasty dogs have not yet figured out that I use deodorant. That is why they don't see me sweat, at least not most of the time. After all, never let them see you sweat, as they say, even though, well, I do sweat but that is why we have these modern conveniences, especially the strongest possible brand of deodorant for me. I wouldn't want to be confused with a smelly French person, or at least that is what I heard, not that I would really know anything about that.