So Logically

If only a handful of people even know anything about the Burrell money that was taken and they are going to keep it and the rest of us poor people must just die, because we don't get the Burrell money, then obviously the entire state of Michigan will be nuked, wiped off the map because nobody gets a prize just for having tombstone. Is that clear enough, you snarky Michiganders? You just won't have time to figure it out before it is all over.