Which Reminds Me

Yes, it always make me very uneasy and nervous when people threaten to eat me, say that I have been eaten. So many jokes on my name it just gets ridiculous. "So if your name is Candy, are you sweet?" "Can I eat you, Candy?" Etc. Etc. Never mind that my name is not spelled with a "y." It just goes right past them, in one ear and out the other. People continually joke on my name nevertheless and I get very tired of hearing it. I am not food. I am a real person whose feeling get hurt sometimes. Cannibals will be charged.