Which Reminds Me

Someone was talking about how embarrassing it must be for us to have this Dutch Linda going around with our surname, Calkins, pretending to be related to us when actually we are not Dutch and don't really know anything about those people or where she gets her stuff. Yes, Linda is a problematic person in our family and it doesn't help that all of these nasty people are helping her destroy me even though I didn't do anything to her. It was my Uncle Merle who divorced her for whatever reasons. I really don't understand. Linda is not our problem. She has plenty of Dutch money to take care of herself, obviously, so we really have no reason to feel sorry for them, especially not now.