Bomb?

My mother always did own an electric vibrator. It is an electric device that vibrates and is used to scratch one's back. Well, you could do it the manual way using any old stick or purchase one of those doohickeys that some people once showed me that has a sort of claw on the end of it and you hoist it over your shoulder. Persons who are extremely overweight often use these back-scratchers because their arms cannot reach that point right in the middle of the back that so often needs to be scratched. Anyway, what else could it be, you dummies? Did you actually think it was a bomb? Really. Did your mother never teach you anything?