Which Reminds Me

Yes, where do I go to sue the government for sending all these dreary Italian people to harass me throughout high school and beyond? But I am nobody important. I have no hope of exacting even a slight apology from them. That would be so unpatriotic of me to even suggest such a thing. The government always wins no matter how they abuse and harass the poor little citizen nobodies such as myself. Collateral damage it is called in war, but even in regular life things can go wrong.