Land Rights

Yes, we own the mineral rights and they own the land so they have to give us access to the land for purposes of testing and whatever the surveyors want to do and, maybe someday if we ever got lucky drilling. However, we cannot have these obnoxious landowners meddling in our personal lives. We cannot have these wicked landowners showing up at our house to download the contents of my computer and snoop around in my bookshelves and researching our family tree as if that would change a thing. They have no rights to me because I am not a piece of property. I am only an intangible thing who means nothing to them. We are not interested in getting personally acquainted with the wicked vile snooty landowners who so obnoxiously make their stupid points about not being able to say no to drilling. Get a life, you pathetic whiney landowners. We are sick of hearing your pathetic whiny garbage from your pathetic whiney pastoral staff who seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not for you. Grow up, you big crybabies. Do you think we are so naive as to not know that you make your deals with the oil companies? Do you illegal riff-raff, how dare you call us with your whiny complaints?