I am sick and tired of listening to these curses spewing and/or emanating constantly from some idiot upstairs, something about how they are trying to curse our money and how the money is no longer going to come from us and we are going to lose all our money and blah blah blah, as if were ever the rich people. We never had that much money to start with so it is somewhat ridiculous, not to mention rude, selfish and greedy, for those crackpots upstairs to once again try to reach and attempt to confiscate some imaginary pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. The switchboard artist is apparently confused and sending phone calls to the wrong place. We are not rich people and we do not have a huge amount of money sitting around for use on some Modesto-based social studies project that is not family-related. Sorry but that is just how it is. Cursing us is not going to help you locate the money. All we can say is that we don't have it and we are not expecting to get anything much in the future either. The Irish send us a box of walnuts and pecans every Christmas for use in our baking projects, which is nice, and that is all we get. Got it? Ok, now shut your big fat mouth and leave us be.
Because it is very eerie to be around all these Irish people who just want to kill me and don't care what happens to me and some are even related to me. It is very chilling.
