Dixie Devils

Aren't these Dixie devils getting a little too big for their britches, as the saying goes? All that pie and cake is kind of a waste when we all know that the Dixie dogs lost the war a long time ago. They might be surprised to learn how little interest in or thought we ever had of reconnecting to that old demon spirit of Dixieland. The Dixie devils may still be raising hell trying to push their way back out of the bottomless pit but we all know that it won't work. Eventually they will get squashed again with that rotten on attitude on display, but not before ruining my life I suppose, just another mostly innocent bystander on their hate mail list. It is confusing about the Texas relatives, like were they really Confederates if they didn't really have that much slavery except maybe in some easternmost parts of Texas? And also are the cousins who moved to Louisiana and Alabama, the heart of Devil Territory, actually related to us when actually we couldn't care less about getting back together with them, at least not on that basis of commonality? What a swamp!