Another Joke

Yes, how ridiculous to have this foul-mouthed crude and vulgar trashy strip dancer Cori Nipper daring to criticize me for any reason let alone for being a little bit depressed one day. I was just sitting in the bean bag chair listening to some music and feeling depressed and she comes in and starts screaming at me as usual. And why should I not be depressed with a horrible witch of a roommate named Cori ruining my life and conspiring against me all the time? I never want to hear another word from that piece of garbage named Cori. She always was a worthless friend to me. Sometimes we make mistakes in choice of friends and have to throw these hideous Cori bitches in the garbage where they belong. That is the way I see it.