Thursday, November 1, 2012

Picayunes

In the interests of being picayune, let us point out that Robert "Dimon" Hoskins died in 1946 in Bismarck, North Dakota, so there is nothing else to say about him. His oaths of office are expired. Besides, he was only the clerk of the North Dakota State Supreme Court, not really a judge or lawyer. All he does is record what the important people say, those who are duly elected judges, whose opinions are based on what the lawyers said in their presentations. Mr. Hoskins' opinions are not those recorded in the court record of judicial opinions. The lowly clerk's job is to faithfully record what the judge is saying without twisting the facts and thus thwarting justice, a task important enough to have the clerk's name included in the book but still with only the title "clerk," placed below and not equal to the names of the judges, and only if he is not caught devising fictional accounts. Mr. Dimon probably never went to law school anyway so he would not really understand what is to be done in these cases. Thus, we see that while Mr. Dimon apparently was accurate in his accounting of the facts in North Dakota in the early 1900s, Mr. Demon's name does not appear or get any credits in the book.

Yes, I always wondered why we have all these North Dakota whiners milling around here, all these Dollar dogs from North Carolina. They ought to go back to Igloo City, North Dakota, where they belong in my opinion, but things always change. People are always moving around and different generations have different goals and educational aspirations. I think that they would not appreciate me telling them where to go so I think that they ought to practice the Golden Rule as well: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." If it was good enough for the Bible, the Golden Rule ought to be good enough to serve as warning to stop trying to ruin everything with their pathetically horrible North Dakota garbage. I could not be less impressed. Sometimes the Hoskins clerks have to be dropped off the front page and never heard from again in the interests of justice. After all, it's not about them.