Interesting News

A little bird told me that the Butterfields had recently aligned themselves with the evil Axis powers of Germany. I don't pretend to understand how the former Allies who in past times fought on the U.S. side are now serving in the U.S. armed forces on behalf of the German Axis Nazis and heaping aspersions on their own maiden name of Calkins with all of its English and Celtic roots. How convenient that Laurie found a German male prop to pay the rent and mask the lesbian affairs with Debbie. It sounds to me a lot like another one of Wicked Witch Anita's mental seizures, if you ask me. How does one respect an aunt of which there is nothing nice to say? Of course nobody asked. It was just some idiot bimbo, maybe Stacy, going through some pathetically stupid diatribe. We are accustomed to hearing through the grapevine of these mental flights of vacuity of the Butterfields and their assorted social contacts to which we have no interest in attaching ourselves. We do feel a certain degree of pity for these Long Beach people of which we have not much comprehension. To us San Pedro is just a port, just a dropping off point on the way to somewhere else. Without a Marine World theme park, Long Beach becomes just another Swedenborgian grotto fading slowly into meaningless obscurity. The Mile of Books was torn down and replaced with a fancy upscale urban core development, thus pricing the bus drivers out of the market. Things change. If you can't pretend to be related to me, then perhaps you don't really exist anyway so there is no reason to care what happened to the nastiest, meanest aunts and uncles a girl could ever have or at least wish did not have.