Which Reminds Me

Jennifer was always such a prickly person, always quick to nitpick every little thing, so eager to criticize that a little thing like the spelling of "asinine" would not be an obstacle to her vast ambitions. However, my name is not Jennifer nor do I care to socialize with her dreary friends. So desperate are they to find something on me that they will stop at nothing, I daresay, to gain some unfair advantage over me but nothing will satisfy them.