Authorities

It is not my job to go around punching the lights out on wicked thug Arthur Blissett and his vile putrid in-laws and assorted Gulf Swine connections. I have no connection whatsoever to that putrid scum family, having had more than enough of them during a short acquaintance in California, not that I ever actually met Arthur. It is just that their icky wickedness suffocates everything. The authorities really ought to punch his lights out in my opinion but we understand that he has a TV career. We really can't tell those TV people what to do. They are allowed somehow to spread lies about us and ruin our lives with meaningless innuendos but we aren't allowed to say anything about them because they have all the money. That's just how unfair and unjust things are in this mixed up world.