Lynchings

As long as we are wringing stupid necks, let us not forget the wicked Barth brothers. Those vile, low-class swine could not possibly be related to me. I do feel sorry for my grandmother's Uncle Sam, having left such a legacy of worthless sons. How dare they compare my 3-year-old offense to that of their slut-witch sister Renell. There just is no comparison of brilliant me to that unfortunate trash. There is no way that I am going to allow them to drag me down to the level of their swine-sister. Sorry guys but you are out of luck here. We are going to kick your butts forever.