Southeastern Riff Raff

Now isn't that funny, these nasty Southeastern Trailer Trash daring to criticize me. I don't even know who they are mostly but obviously with such a rotten attitude they are a poor witness to the caliber of Southeastern and its dimwitted graduates. Not that I would dare to criticize them, powerless MK that I am, but obviously there is no reason for me to be impressed. Even with teaching credentials, they make such a poor impression with their lack of Christian love and backhanded tactics. Even their Cuban dogs are nothing to boast about. We all know that Cubans have such a thick accent it is hard to understand them. We do not have any problem understanding Central American or Mexican Spanish but Cuban Spanish is almost like a dialect. If we cannot figure out what they are talking about, stuck in a time warp as they are, how can we expect our children to learn modern language skills from these bitter people? Just talking at a fast speed, machine gunning it as the Cubans do, does not prove that you know what you are talking about. They have the teaching credentials so what can we say? Fortunately they are not teaching our children so it is not our problem. We feel sorry for them but there is nothing we can do. The Bay of Pigs was a disaster as we all know. Anyway, lots of very sick, bad people have teaching credentials so just having a teaching credential proves nothing. People with teaching credentials are trained to work with children but we must remember that they have a hard time communicating with intelligent adults such as myself. We have a hard time feeling sorry for teachers when they already paid far more than they are worth. Who was it that I was talking to about the annoying thing about trying to talk to people with teaching credentials who think that everyone else is their stupid pupil? We agreed that is partly because of the limited experience of credentialed teachers. We on the other hand have no need of fourth grade assignments. We are far beyond anything an elementary school teacher could ever teach us so we just listen politely to their chit chat and then we send them back to their schools because that is where they belong.