Whiners

Yes, I do not understand how my fate got mixed up with that of the Orlando waitress. No one ever caught me drunk, let alone in a drunken rage akin to those drunken sots Paul and Jan. We all have heard the rumor but don't know anything about it. It is not exactly a secret so it is not like I could not repeat the rumor if necessary for purposes of better understanding the truth, except that I don't write for a gossip newspaper so it is not my assignment. Thus, I don't understand what their problem is. Funny how these drunken whiners try to make it look like they got it from me. Not even close.