The Johnson Swine

And since when do we care about the vile decadent Johnson family? I couldn't care less about trashy bitch Lenore Johnson, that hideous woman who stole Renell's husband, not that either one of those obnoxious dogs deserves any prize for being stupid in being taken in by creepy Fred. We also have some wicked Johnson trash living here in Florida, including that despicable Grand Wizard of Theosophy Pastor Mark Johnson, who is married to dippity dumb bimbo Carol Garlit, MK Ecuador, and also lowlife dog Tim Johnson, a 500-pound blob of pathetic stupidity who imagines that we are impressed by his vaults full of money, his crassly vulgar mansion full of decadent schlocky excuses for decor, etc.. Perhaps a more witty person than I could think of more fitting insults. I am barely aware of those people's existence but since they are asking for hostelities, we find ourselves obliged to reciprocate in kind.